calime: Smaug; text: Lurking worm (lurking worm)
Meme gacked from [livejournal.com profile] kimmychu

Psychoanalyze Yourself: Don't read ahead, just answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means at the end. (No cheating!)

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?
And the rest of the questions: )


My answers.. )


And the explanation... )

I am amused.
calime: Smaug; text: Lurking worm (sleepy cali)
My home looks like a very messy archeological dig that has suffered under native hostilities. I might be happier about it, if it'd feature also some delectable fictional archeologists, like maybe Indy or at least pretty (cursed being optional) Egyptian princesses. Or maybe a nice Medjai to ward off all and sundry curses. But, alas, there are none. Just the downstairs neighbour. Though, seeing as he is the one doing all those necessary things like plumbing and floors and stuff, I really cannot complain. Much.
Read more, if you want to know mostly boring stuff about renovations, dust, cats and crappy, yet strangely funny anime-style avatars )
ETA: I have neighbours made of AWESOME *bows in front of neighbours*. The section-cupboard thingy when delivered was not sectioned very much. And my neighbours spent hours dragging those huge cupboards up on the second floor and installing them. I am so grateful that I'm almost exploding. Also, this is one of those times that makes me pout re: female lack of, you know, puling power. I dislike sitting idly by and not being able to be of any help. But those were freaking heavy things, so yeah.
Cats are investigating the cupboards for kitty perching places. Sadly, they're gonna soon be chased away and replaced with books. *drags herself back to work*.
calime: Smaug; text: Lurking worm (bitememorticia)
How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Username
Years on LJ
Snape
Hours left until your suspension7
Your crimeFailing to establish literary merit in your Harry/Draco/Ron/Seamus/Hagrid/Dobby/Bart Simpson circle jerk fic.
Who reported youfides
Your fateStanding on street corners with a sign "will write Harry Potter porn for food".


*snickers* ..and the title of the abovementioned would be "A Beginning Of A Beautiful Friendship". Also, WTF no literary merit? It's obviously a moving tale about how important it is to lend a helping hand to someone in trouble!
Though, if I'd really be forced to eat only what I earn from writing HP fanfic, I'd starve very very soon. Woe.
And also, [livejournal.com profile] _hedgewytch_, surely you understand that I have been framed. It wasn't me. I was writing my circle jerk at the time. Really, I would never ever do anything to jeopardise porn. Cross my heart.
calime: little pink worm with glasses, text Geek (geek worm)
Click to view my Personality Profile page

Depending on the test, it's a toss-up between INTP and ENTP with me. Probably also depends on whether I'm feeling more or less hospitable towards the world, too *g*. Shouldn't they have some kind of middle-ground-letter for those who score about 50/50 ? An introverted extrovert? Or an extroverted introvert?
calime: Smaug; text: Lurking worm (sleepy cali)

I am nerdier than 85% of all people. Are you a nerd? Click here to find out!


I found kitchen cupboards. Gotta get them before they're sold to someone who won't appreciate them like I do. Sadly, all I want to do is sleep. The last week with no days off is catching up with me. *yawns*
calime: Smaug; text: Lurking worm (4horsemenrideagain)
First, Happy (belated) birthday to [livejournal.com profile] ithidrial! Wishing you happiness and all and sundry fannish pleasures!

Secondly, I'm watching y'all!!!

Your Score: Ceiling Cat


25 % Affection, 43 % Excitability , 40 % Hunger




You are a master of stealth. They never see you coming. But you always see them coming. HEY-O!




Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test


Fits my life, lately, at least concerning the LJ participation. Real life, OTOH, has been rather busy.cut for longish RL ramblings )
And, finally, a random tidbit : Newsweek says that Estonia is ahead of US in terms of internet connections per household". Somehow, I'm not surprised. After all, here is the land of free WIFI and in addition to the sundry cable internet services, every mobile phone company offers its own wireless services, there has been a nationwide project for getting wireless internet to the faraway farms and the freshest news is a wireless 'net service that operates on the frequency of old now obsolete NMT mobile phones. I think 99,9 % of the country has some kind of internet connection available. Of course, me and [livejournal.com profile] dresta11 are sure it will lead to an apocalypse. We ride!
[13:20] Calime a.k.a. Piuksuv Urson - evil genius & the Undead Sausage: we is teh world leading power in the internets!
[13:21] Jessikas : ok, and were will we lead this miserable world?
[13:21] Calime a.k.a. Piuksuv Urson - evil genius & the Undead Sausage: into the apocalypse!!!!
[13:21] Jessikas : ok
[13:21] Jessikas : will do
[13:21] Calime a.k.a. Piuksuv Urson - evil genius & the Undead Sausage: Heee!
calime: Smaug; text: Lurking worm (Default)
Online Dating

Mingle2 - Online Dating



This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

* dead (4x)
* bomb (1x)

I wonder how many entries they analyzed?
*evil cackle* I should spell "porn" and "fuck" and "buttsex" out properly more, probably.
Here goes: World domination through porn, gay sex and an occasional cute pettable apocalypse!!!!! We ride!!!!
*goes to see what the little scripty says now* *snickers*

ETA:
I was right, oh so riight! *eg*
Online Dating

Mingle2 - Online Dating


This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

* dead (2x)
* porn (2x)
* fucking (1x)

They really don't bother looking too far back, do they?
And of course, "bomb" and "dead" are so much gentler, milder, unthreatening words than "porn" or, god forbid, "fucking".

Offspring of ETA:
See, now it found "kill"!!!
Online Dating

Mingle2 - Online Dating


This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

* dead (7x)
* porn (4x)
* fucking (3x)
* kill (1x)
calime: Smaug; text: Lurking worm (you didn't! sam and dean)
... from [livejournal.com profile] holde_maid:


Ask me a question, personal, fandom, fic. If you've ever had a burning desire to know something, now's your chance. However I do reserve the right to reply with a silly answer if the real answer would be too TMI (or if I a can't come up with any real answer).


P.S. If the question is "When the hell will you stop the memespam and do/write something of interest/usefulness?", then, um, the honest answer is, "I don't know.But hope springs eternal."


On a random note, I've bought a very cheap guitar and an accord handbook. I blame a)the fact that there is an online quitar school available here; b)that the nice girls form the folk music academy managed to teach even me three basic accords on a local zither in less than half an hour and c)possibly, I am becoming more and more insane as I grow older, also, less with the "I cannot" and more with the "Bring 'em on!" attitude.
calime: little pink worm with glasses, text Geek (geek worm)
The nice meme is going around again..and as it is no less true now, I'll repost.


If there are one or more people on your friends list who make your world a better place just because they exist, and who you would not have met (in real life or not) without the internet, then post this same sentence in your journal.




On an unrelated note,I like Toshiko )

Also, on another unrelated note, dear life, don't be a bitch. I can do much better without any pesky health problems, kthx.
calime: Smaug; text: Lurking worm (you didn't! sam and dean)
The weekend has been spent in a productive way attending a CE on small animal dentistry. I believe I don't want to eat anything for the next three days, because the lunches and the party dinner were, well, um, lavish. I feel like a python digesting its latest catch of the week *twines fat coils around the computer chair*.

Anyways, I'm back now. Have put up a new challenge Far and Away/Keepsakes to the [livejournal.com profile] highlander100. I added another 512 MB of RAM to my computer of previously 'wewwy liddle brain' and I must say it is now RAMming mightily like a ... a... computer with 768 MB of RAM. Or a reasonable facsimile thereof. I'm presently reveling in using Firefox, Media Player and Trillian as simultaneously as humanly possible, with a slew of other stuff (*cough* EMule and...*cough*) running on the background. Mmmm, the advances of the technology. I revel in the culture of fast and right now.

In the spirit of continuing revelry and wallowing in luxury I have opened all of my new windows, which necessitates keeping an eye on a)flies and similar and b) Bantha, the youngest of cats, as the fly nets don't arrive before a week's time. So far, mostly these two problems cancel each other out - Bantha is busy catching and eating all insect life daring to enter her domain, and therefore is not trying to investigate whether a contortionist kitty could squeeze herself into the crack of the window. Though when it came to a big-ass wasp, I thought it prudent to take the matters over and capture the horrible monster (wasp, not the cat) by means of an empty pickle jar and a baby special of the weekly newspaper. The wasp objected with loud buzzing, but was evicted back into the suburban jungle.

And the Enneagram shorttest gacked from everyone says I'm quite predictably, a Five ). It fits with the result I mostly get, though apparently I am able to masquerade as a Seven, or sometimes as a Nine, if I'm in a suitable mood.
calime: Smaug; text: Lurking worm (walkalonemethos)
I gacked this from [livejournal.com profile] sparklebutch . Gotta admit I absolutely love the result.


A cywydd llosgyrnog; I'm one.
"A what?" Well, quite. There'd be no fun
In being understood; I
Thrive upon obliquity.
Don't comprehend or follow me,
For mystery's my ally.
What Poetry Form Are You?

(If you were not a Cywydd Llosgyrnog you would be Blank Verse.)
calime: little pink worm with glasses, text Geek (geek worm)
I might be a bookworm, but I'm a survivor *grins*





Which of Henry VIII's wives are you?
this quiz was made by Lori Fury

Memespam

May. 29th, 2007 01:33 pm
calime: Smaug; text: Lurking worm (impala)
*cough* I can't resist posting spam
...'cause this is just too flattering )
One correction, though - I really don't think much of M&M's. Not any more. Well, not since I was a kid.

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