calime: little pink worm with glasses, text Geek (geek worm)
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...or the find from today's newspaper's joke column:
Doctor to a patient: Congratulations! There is new life budding inside you!
Patient, somewhat confusedly: But doctor, I'm most definitely male!
Doctor. Well, the tapeworm does not care what gender you are!

*snickers* Wriggly mpreg, anyone?