Letter to my stupid brain. Also, meme.
Dec. 14th, 2006 08:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
calimeMy dear brain,
in the future please be checking whether things actually work, even if they seem to work on the surface. Remember, it is always smart to read the instructions before taking action. Also, if the input you get is clearly telling you one thing, and a knowledgeable yet not-present Dad the opposite, it would actually be reasonable to trust your own judgment. Ergo, all and sundry frustration you are feeling is richly deserved. Same probably goes for me for not bringing you up proper.
Miffed, but still willing to give you another chance,
your host.
This little note brought to you by my total stupidity which necessitates re-downloading lots of stuff and this time, actually burning it on a fucking disc. That is, after the drive that actually is a dvd burner gets here, in contrast to the drive that my Dad swore was a dvd burner, only, well, not. I'm a moron. Also, no love to Nero.
The images it conjures up are rather tempting, mostly. I do hope that 'animals' refers more to the enthusiasm of the spankers .. because, well, I don't do bestiality, it'd be too much like bringing work home. Also, a stargate in Ralph/Laurie sounds like something from tantric sex.
ETA: because![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
elynross redid the meme and noticed some interesting changes, I tried too.
It seems the vampires have finished a fourth chronicle, called some more family in and started makingunholy racketmusic. Watchers have apparently gotten bored of watching and tried for more hands-on approach *eg*, with animals dancing in joy. I'm a bit sad that Kronos has wandered off, but then, he needs to go wreak havoc now and then to feel good, so I bet he'll soon return. And if there are only five books but six Methii, does that mean I can get one Methos to read me, in braille-style, please? And I was right about the tantric sex, wasn't I? The stargate in Ralph/Laurie has mutated into just plain slash!
in the future please be checking whether things actually work, even if they seem to work on the surface. Remember, it is always smart to read the instructions before taking action. Also, if the input you get is clearly telling you one thing, and a knowledgeable yet not-present Dad the opposite, it would actually be reasonable to trust your own judgment. Ergo, all and sundry frustration you are feeling is richly deserved. Same probably goes for me for not bringing you up proper.
Miffed, but still willing to give you another chance,
your host.
This little note brought to you by my total stupidity which necessitates re-downloading lots of stuff and this time, actually burning it on a fucking disc. That is, after the drive that actually is a dvd burner gets here, in contrast to the drive that my Dad swore was a dvd burner, only, well, not. I'm a moron. Also, no love to Nero.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, 
calime33 sent to me...
calime33 sent to me...Twelve ncis drumming
Eleven watchers piping
Ten cats a-leaping
Nine animals spanking
Eight kronos a-reading
Seven vampires a-writing
Six horses a-dancing
Five me-e-e-ethos
Four vampire chronicles
Three jim byrnes
Two star wars
...and a sg-1 in a ralph/laurie.
The images it conjures up are rather tempting, mostly. I do hope that 'animals' refers more to the enthusiasm of the spankers .. because, well, I don't do bestiality, it'd be too much like bringing work home. Also, a stargate in Ralph/Laurie sounds like something from tantric sex.
ETA: because
elynross redid the meme and noticed some interesting changes, I tried too.On the twelfth day of Christmas, calime33 sent to me...
calime33 sent to me...Twelve vampires drumming
Eleven dogs piping
Ten horses a-leaping
Nine animals dancing
Eight watchers a-spanking
Seven cats a-writing
Six methos a-reading
Five bo-o-o-ooks
Four vampire chronicles
Three jim byrnes
Two star wars
...and a slash in a ralph/laurie.
It seems the vampires have finished a fourth chronicle, called some more family in and started making
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Date: 2006-12-14 08:50 pm (UTC)