And then there was terrible gacking of memes from all over...

[calime]

....because Cali was too out of it to do anything constructive.

Give me one reason I'm going to hell.

Then post this request in your LJ, and I will tell you why YOU are doomed to eternal damnation.



A 50 question meme, from sparklebutch:


1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
"Kitty!...yawn"

2. How much cash do you have on you?
None. Just a T-shirt. And I prefer carrying around plastic money anyway.

3. What's a word that rhymes with DOOR?
Spoor.

4. Favorite planet?
All planets that favour me back. Especially the one that's home.

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed-calls list on your cell phone?
Mom.

6. What is your favourite ring tone on your phone?
Old Russian Three Musketeer's movie theme song.

7. What shirt are you wearing?
An overlarge grey one with four alligators with surfboards on it.

8. Do you label yourself?
I ususally recall myself without post-it notes.

9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
"Those brown ones that Dresta wanted but were too small for her when she had to buy instead the ones that I wanted and were too large for me." I think they're made in Poland.

10. Bright or Dark Room?
Darkish.

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
Adam makes worlds shiny.

12. What does your watch look like?
Ordinary. With scratches.Q&Q.

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Being sleepy amongst friends in Serenity.

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
Asking advice about a puppy.

15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
Far, far away.

16. What's a word that you say a lot?
Umm, I'm rather talkative. So I just SAY a lot.

17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
My Grandma. Who is the bestest, toughest, smartest lady in the Universe.

18. Last furry thing you touched?
Probably Bantha. The youngest of kitties; who was going !Lllirrr! while sitting on the router.

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
Caffeine. Ibuprofen. Fiction.

20. How many rolls of toilet paper do you currently have in the house?
Less than ten.

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
I like all my ages. After all, they're my history. But I'm pretty happy with being 30 going on 5.

22. Your worst enemy?
Probably myself.

23. What is your current desktop picture?
Melina's and Killa's Duncan/Methos screensaver that rotates desktop pics daily. Tonight it's the one with water, and cutoff jeans *g*.

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
As in saying out loud? Or on the 'puter?
If animals count, then it was probably "Krrr" to a kitty. If humans count, it was "Musi ja head aega" meaning "Kisses and goodbye" to granny on phone. If on computer, was "[22:41] cali: as not in a constructive mood ".

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
Money. I'll take the plane if needed.

26. Do you like someone?
I'll have to quote sparklebutch here: "Probably, under some definitions of "like"."

27. The last song you listened to?
Terminaator "Ingli puudutus" ("The Touch of An Angel")

28. What time of day were you born?
Half past 4 pm, say the birth records. Though my mom says it was dark and evening, which should mean it was much later as it was in May. Dunno.

29. What's your favorite number?
Maybe 3 or 11.

30. Where did you live in 1987?
Parents' home.

31. Are you jealous of anyone?
Has happened very rarely in passing.

32. Is anyone jealous of you?
Probably. People do the weirdest thing.

33. Where were you when 9/11 happened?
In the Uni, working, probably. Or home.

34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Swear.

35. Do you consider yourself kind?
To some.

36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
Well, I already have one on stomach, and the thing keeping me from getting the next one is that I cannot decide whether it'd be ankle or a shoulder blade.

37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
Well, I'd always like to be more fluent in ones I know now, especially to get better in Swedish and Russian, but I'd love to learn French, and maybe some form of Gaelic, and..well, there are soo many languages.

38. Would you move for the person you loved?
Probably.

39. Are you touchy-feely?
In what sense?
Not physically touchy-feely in everyday life, no. Is not custom here, even not among close friends or family. Estonians are very slowly adapting to hugging or god forbid, kissing the cheek of anyone else than loved ones in extreme circumstances; or without the context of sexual intimacy. *shrugs* When I was growing up, excessive touching was considered weird, improper and, well, sissy :).
I am tactile in the sense that I love how things feel under touch, and I usually have the urge to trace with fingers what I look at if I can.

40. What's your life motto?
Enjoy the process, becasue the ends are uncertain.
Do what thou wilt, unless it harms someone.
Above all, try to do no unnecessary harm.
Try to live as if the life is only one day and a forever at the same time.

41. Name three things that you have on you at all times?
Myself, my wits and my curiosity. Which I pray to the Universe to be allowed to me at all times.

42. What's your favorite town/city?
Haapsalu.

43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
Parking.

44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
Uh, years ago. Unless one counts filled in forms and stuff.

45. Can you change the oil on a car?
In practice, in my old car, yes. With some newer models, in theory maybe.

46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?
If childhood love counts, then we talked about how he could get his cat castrated when we met at the school reunion:)

47. How far back do you know about your ancestry?
Maybe up to 4 generations, but there mostly just some story snippets and where they came from. Family legends.

48. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy?
Just party fancy was a long denim skirt and a top with long slit sleeves for a party at a vet conference. Very properly fancy was probably some bigger faculty party with a red evening dressy thing.

49. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
Not really.

50. Have you been burned by love?
What warms, burns occasionally. Shouldn't it?

The Wild Rose Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDf) shmolorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose. Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you're the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling. You don't seem to take yourself too seriously, and that's refreshing. You aren't uptight; you don't over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn't a top priority--a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven't had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You're very selective. Your exact opposite: The Dirty Little Secret Deliberate Gentle Sex Master The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You're out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone. "You're never truly single as long as you have yourself." ALWAYS AVOID: The Bachelor CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail. Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.

In case anyone is having trouble with their Halloween costumes...
calime33's Halloween party:

_hedgewytch_ dressed as Salma Hayek.
adabsolutely dressed as a new superhero: Element Sailor, though it looked more like the Duke of Valukquadroamide.
adonnchaid dressed as a devil.
agenda_boy dressed as a horned drizzle.
alejandradd dressed as Frylock.
alinewrites dressed as a bottle of Accelepiuline.
amonitrate dressed as the Archbishop of Richmond.
annakas dressed as a devil.
anoel dressed as a devil.
ardienne dressed as a screwdriver.
ariestess dressed as Liv Tyler's brother.
astolat dressed as a safety for the Giants.
babydraco dressed as the Governor of Vermont.
basingstoke dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Pinky Cootietushie".
bcassie dressed as a bottle of Maladole, though it looked more like a DPSS & Co. employee.
beccaabbott dressed as Julia Roberts, and it suited them disturbingly well.
beccaelizabeth dressed as George Bush, though it looked more like a bottle of Serttal.
beeej dressed as a substitute four-color glossy publisher.
bethcarielle dressed as P Diddy riding a llama.
bigtitch gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as a Eastton & Co. Software, Inc. employee.
bleukittie dressed as a turkey.
candygramme dressed as a horse.
cara_et_pax dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Misty.
carenejeans dressed as Squidward.
carsonkearns dressed as Warren G. Harding.
ceruleancat didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
ciceqi didn't dress up, spoilsport.
cimmerians dressed as a doll, though it looked more like a fullback for the Chargers.
cinder1013 dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Ranger of Stars.
clan_chieftan gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as an external hard drive.
crazy4rog dressed as the President of Greece.
crowie dressed as one of the Desperate Housewives.
cthonus dressed as something vestigial, but what, specifically, you can't tell.
cyberducks dressed as the Orange Power Ranger.
damemehri dressed as your sister.
dargie dressed as Captain Picard from "Star Trek".
darthhellokitty dressed as a diplomat from Equatorial Guinea.
dashamte dressed as a 1980's yuppie child.
ddayspring didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
decarnin dressed as a hooker.
destina dressed as something urgent, but what, specifically, you can't tell.
devohoneybee dressed as the Kevlar Power Ranger, though it looked more like a kicker for the Chargers.
dkwilliams dressed as a vampire.
dodger_winslow dressed as a laser printer.
dresta11 dressed as the Duke of Sprucefield.
dswdiane dressed as a leather goblin.
ekaterinn dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.
elistaire dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Joan, though it looked more like a Lynn Morrison Ranch employee.
elke_tanzer dressed as Spongebob.
elmyraemilie dressed as Rush Limbaugh, though it looked more like a invitation.
elynross dressed as Marilyn Manson.
ev_vy dressed as Daffy Duck.
evildrem dressed as Nicole Richie.
faile02 dressed as a buffalo.
faithfulreader dressed as a pirate.
fajrdrako gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as something sample, but what, specifically, you can't tell.
fides dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Gail.
flambeau dressed as the main character of "Mystic River".
fledge dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Crusty Pottybreath".
giandujakiss dressed as a bottle of Penornere.
goldenrat84 dressed as Optimus Prime.
gryphonrhi dressed as the Governor of North Dakota, and it suited them all too well.
hafital dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Delayed Capital.
helens78 dressed as a 1970's disco child.
highlanderer dressed as the Duke of Halstroxiqua.
hllurker dressed as a cat.
hmpf dressed as the King of Morocco.
holde_maid dressed as Bob Dylan.
iris_angel dressed as a 1980's yuppie child.
ithidrial gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Falafel Liverbutt".
itsuki9 dressed as a third baseman for the A's.
jacquez dressed as Nicole Kidman.
jamwired dressed as a linebacker for the Chargers.
jhava dressed as the Dead Power Ranger.
jinxed_wood didn't dress up, spoilsport.
jjjean65 dressed as Winona Ryder.
jotribe dressed as Madonna.
jubiedammit dressed as the Governor of Wisconsin.
julad dressed as Uhura from "Star Trek".
juniperphoenix dressed as Worf from "Star Trek".
junoesk dressed as a halfback for the Jaguars.
kamilaa dressed as the King of Azerbaijan.
katallison dressed as Matt Damon.
kathyh dressed as one of the Eagles riding a buffalo.
keerawa dressed as a rabbit.
kethali gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as Michelle Branch riding a eagle.
kijikun dressed as a halfback for the Eagles.
killabeez dressed as your grandmother.
kimmychu dressed as a devil, and it suited them disturbingly well.
kira_k dressed as a party cyclone.
lannamichaels dressed as Captain Kirk from "Star Trek".
lanning dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Expert Samurai.
lastrega dressed as Theodore Roosevelt.
lemurgrrrl dressed as a second baseman for the Diamondbacks.
lexi_fiction dressed as a giraffe.
lithium_doll dressed as a vampire.
logophilos dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Smiling Knight.
lyiko dressed as Sir Ian McKellen.
macgeorge1 dressed as the main character of "The Manchurian Candidate".
mackiedockie dressed as Wonder Woman.
mallyns dressed as Winona Ryder.
malnpudl dressed as Meatwad, though it looked more like a sub-adjunct bastard operator from hell.
mandragora1 dressed as a 1980's yuppie child.
maygra dressed as Richard Nixon.
mcjude dressed as Johnny Depp.
medelle dressed as a KKYS-TV Channel 10 employee.
melina123 dressed as a ceremony.
meri_oddities dressed as Wolfgang Puck's grandfather.
merriman dressed as Abraham Lincoln.
merryish dressed as Dick Cheney.
methos_fan dressed as the Rival Power Ranger.
micehell dressed as a new superhero: Martian Dusk, and it suited them all too well.
mickeym didn't dress up, spoilsport.
mischief5 dressed as Dwight Eisenhower.
mjlee dressed as a lampshade.
mmapmaker dressed as a twin goblin.
mmmchelle didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
mogwai_do dressed as a character from "Aliens".
mono_borracho dressed as Elizabeth Hurley.
motd dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley, though it looked more like Batman.
movies_michelle dressed as a referee.
nestra dressed as a fury.
old_sexy_guy dressed as a character from "Stalag 17".
olympia_m dressed as Oscar De La Hoya.
panegyrium dressed as a generation.
pat_t dressed as a department.
pattyfeidt dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.
raine_wynd dressed as Optimus Prime.
rasmizar dressed as Richard Nixon.
reilael dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Expert Hunter.
robin_serrano dressed as Warren G. Harding.
rurounihime dressed as a Level 4 sorcerer.
ryenna dressed as Chewbacca.
sapphiresmuse dressed as Monica Lewinsky.
shrift dressed as a cat.
sidhe_woman dressed as the Viscount of Wichita.
silvercobwebs dressed as a associate software reinstaller.
slcross dressed as a sea.
sockkpuppett dressed as a vampire.
someobscurename dressed as your uncle.
sookail dressed as the Viscount of Morphex.
sparklebutch dressed as a junior bastard operator from hell.
spikedluv gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as Scooter Libby.
sua_lay dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Lisa.
suzecarol dressed as Hillary Clinton.
sylviavolk2000 dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Shrieking Professional.
tansyhl dressed as a catcher for the Dodgers.
tarshaan dressed as the love child of Trent Reznor and Julia Roberts.
taselby dressed as Master Shake.
tazlet dressed as a ghost.
telesilla dressed as a nostril.
teresa_c dressed as Susan Lucci.
thete1 dressed as the Viscount of Red Gum.
thisisbone dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Horny Demon.
tiggymalvern dressed as a new superhero: General Ranger.
tmelange dressed as Osama bin Laden.
tovalentin dressed as the love child of Kofi Annan and Anna Kournikova.
trixiesfic dressed as the Cardinal of Thortrimata.
tryfanstone dressed as Eliza Dushku's uncle.
ts5000 gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as a bottle of Itaninza.
turned_earth dressed as the love child of George Clooney and Calista Flockhart.
tvm dressed as Nicole Kidman riding a deer.
unovis_lj dressed as Osama bin Laden.
vants dressed as Optimus Prime.
weesam dressed as a senior paper pusher.
whisp dressed as a outfielder for the Cubs.
wickedwords dressed as someone who just had sex, though it looked more like a breakfast.
winterhart dressed as Optimus Prime.

Throw your own party at the Hallomeme!
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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Sunday I gave mackiedockie a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In August I pulled ceruleancat's hair (-5 points). Last month I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last week I helped ts5000 hide a body (-173 points). In July I punched decarnin in the arm (-10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-119 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, calime33

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Promises, promises...*pouts* that's what it said last year...I'm afraid I'm losing my faith in Santa...

Your brain: 80% interpersonal, 80% visual, 160% verbal, and 80% mathematical!

Congratulations on being 400% smart! Actually, on my test, everyone is. The above score breaks down what kind of thinking you most enjoy doing. A score above 100% means you use that kind of thinking more than average, and a score below 100% means you use it less. It says nothing about how good you are at any one, just how interested you are in each, relatively. A substantial difference in scores between two people means, conclusively, that they are different kinds of thinkers. Matching Summary: Each of us has different tastes. Still, I offer the following advice, which I think is obvious: Don't date someone if your interpersonal percentages differ by more than 80%. Don't be friends with someone if your verbal percentages differ by more than 100%. Don't have sex with someone if their math percentage is over 200%.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on interpersonal You scored higher than 99% on visual You scored higher than 99% on verbal You scored higher than 99% on mathematical

Link: The 4-Variable IQ Test written by chriscoyne on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

I must admit I'm not sure what that means. I'm a teensy bit sluttier than average? Or that I'm only a half of a slut? Or..?
I think I feel sleepy now. Will go watch dreams.

Comments

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

Give me one reason I'm going to hell.

Because I don't wanna go alone, I wanna have a party, wanna have a con ;)

Adam makes worlds shiny.

*GLOWS*

amongst friends in Serenity

I love the sound of that. Disturbing, but true.

talked about how he could get his cat castrated

Aww, sweet romance.

sparklebutch dressed as a junior bastard operator from hell.

I AM COOL in your memes.

[calime]

You so rock, yeah :D