A Wise Man Never... (longer version)
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highlander100 "Sex" Challenge. And high on that pretty D/M/K crack, I begged to borrow a slice of his Universe and wrote some more crack.
The 100-word drabble forhighlander100 Challenge # 109 is here
This one's the slightly longer version. I mean, who can fail to be inspired by glowing Methosdicks?
Title: A wise man never...
Disclaimer: Not mine. Just playing. The glowing Methosdick (TM) belongs tosparklebutch, the rest belongs to TPTB.
Warnings: Pure, unashamed crack. Set insparklebutch's D/M/K crack!AU
Credit: Thank you tosparklebutch for letting me play in your sandbox, and for cyberducks for the original inspiration of the glowing Methosdick!
NB! To get any of it, you really need to read this first!
Methos looked down at two dark heads bent together, engrossed in studying the strange new phenomenon.
"You know, " he remarked, "this reminds me of the time when an entire civilization used to worship my penis."
Both heads shot up, colliding with a rather satisfying crack! in the process.
Methos thought that the second simultaneous "Owwwwwww" was particularly harmonious.
"There were whole temples dedicated to my penis. With amazingly life-like frescoes, and mosaiques made of precious stones, and silk tapestries, and marble statues...And the fair boys and maidens, in the main temple in the capital, of course, to take good care of the original. It was quite exhausting, to be honest. Especially being forced to maintain the erection almost constantly."
Come to think of that, they must've been practicing the timing of the eyeroll, too, those sly bastards.
He glared at his lovers.
"You don't believe me?"
Silence.
He let a hint of Death creep into his voice.
" Maybe you think it is undeserving of such attention?"
"Oh, no," said Kronos hastily, "It is very pretty indeed."
"Especially with the special glow effects," added Duncan for good measure.
It seemed that Kronos and Duncan wholeheartedly agreed on several fundamental truths. For example, everything about Methos was pretty. Moreover, a wise man never disses his lovers' assets. Especially if he wants to keep on getting any.
That was perfectly fine with Methos. Two agreeable lovers beat two glowering enemies any day. Even if it meant he'd have to brush up his tall tales to a wholly next level. After all, for a truly appreciative audience it would be worth the effort.
ETA: Now, with a brand new, thematic icon fromsparklebutch !
sparklebutch wrote wonderful yummy squeeworthy sex for highlander100 "Sex" Challenge. And high on that pretty D/M/K crack, I begged to borrow a slice of his Universe and wrote some more crack.The 100-word drabble for
highlander100 Challenge # 109 is hereThis one's the slightly longer version. I mean, who can fail to be inspired by glowing Methosdicks?
Title: A wise man never...
Disclaimer: Not mine. Just playing. The glowing Methosdick (TM) belongs to
sparklebutch, the rest belongs to TPTB.Warnings: Pure, unashamed crack. Set in
sparklebutch's D/M/K crack!AUCredit: Thank you to
sparklebutch for letting me play in your sandbox, and for cyberducks for the original inspiration of the glowing Methosdick!NB! To get any of it, you really need to read this first!
Methos looked down at two dark heads bent together, engrossed in studying the strange new phenomenon.
"You know, " he remarked, "this reminds me of the time when an entire civilization used to worship my penis."
Both heads shot up, colliding with a rather satisfying crack! in the process.
Methos thought that the second simultaneous "Owwwwwww" was particularly harmonious.
"There were whole temples dedicated to my penis. With amazingly life-like frescoes, and mosaiques made of precious stones, and silk tapestries, and marble statues...And the fair boys and maidens, in the main temple in the capital, of course, to take good care of the original. It was quite exhausting, to be honest. Especially being forced to maintain the erection almost constantly."
Come to think of that, they must've been practicing the timing of the eyeroll, too, those sly bastards.
He glared at his lovers.
"You don't believe me?"
Silence.
He let a hint of Death creep into his voice.
" Maybe you think it is undeserving of such attention?"
"Oh, no," said Kronos hastily, "It is very pretty indeed."
"Especially with the special glow effects," added Duncan for good measure.
It seemed that Kronos and Duncan wholeheartedly agreed on several fundamental truths. For example, everything about Methos was pretty. Moreover, a wise man never disses his lovers' assets. Especially if he wants to keep on getting any.
That was perfectly fine with Methos. Two agreeable lovers beat two glowering enemies any day. Even if it meant he'd have to brush up his tall tales to a wholly next level. After all, for a truly appreciative audience it would be worth the effort.
ETA: Now, with a brand new, thematic icon from
sparklebutch !
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Date: 2006-09-24 06:35 pm (UTC)TINGLY.
Two agreeable lovers beat two glowering enemies any day
You tell the truth, sistah! Amen.
Damn, I no longer have my whore!Methos icon...
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Date: 2006-09-24 06:40 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-09-24 06:58 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-09-24 07:51 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-09-24 09:00 pm (UTC)As Vogons are wont to say, "The resistance is futile".
I am actually a sucker for any kind of serious fic that draws D&M&K together, especially if it examines the parallels between D&K....but the crack! ah, the crack, it can also be a truly fantabulous thing.
Like the fairy dust *smirks* !
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Date: 2006-09-24 11:09 pm (UTC)For some reason, two guys who would kill each other in a heartbeat becoming allies, entirely for the sake of pleasing The Boy With the Glowing Penis, is just endlessly charming.
I'm getting nothing but bad, bad ideas out of this. Thanks!
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Date: 2006-09-25 05:09 am (UTC)And you know, before? I wondered how come it was glowing. Now? I DON'T EVEN CARE. Actually, I suspect that's pretty much the conclusion those three *points vaguely crackwards* have reached by now. *gg*.
For some reason, two guys who would kill each other in a heartbeat becoming allies, entirely for the sake of pleasing The Boy With the Glowing Penis, is just endlessly charming. And ain't it the bestest reason ever? No wasting of teh pretteh, just endless indulgence *g'.
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Date: 2006-09-25 04:33 pm (UTC)Kronos, Duncan, Methos, and the Glowing Penis.
Out to take over the world!
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Date: 2006-09-25 12:32 am (UTC)How about putting Methos' glowing penis in a lava lamp? But I guess he'd miss it....
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Date: 2006-09-25 05:15 am (UTC)But I guess he'd miss it... he wouldn't be the only one to miss it. If you're gonna put it into a lava lamp, YOU tell Kronos, not I. And as his glowing Methosdick (TM) is a very benevolent deity, it wouldn't dream of allowing It's Glowingness to be removed from the reach of adoring worshippers. After all, it's not a Djinn to be put in a lamp - though It would never look down on a bit of delicate, worshipful rubbing, I bet (and of course, not with the lamp in between). *eg*
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Date: 2006-09-25 04:32 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-09-26 05:05 am (UTC)*cough* Sorry, fell asleep yesterday early, and apparently ahven't woken up yet. *cough* Now, where was that coffee? *plainitive wail* I want my coffee! I'm lost without it! *bids ghosts of lemmings to get her some coffeee* Mmmm, much better. Now, where were we?
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Date: 2006-09-26 01:29 pm (UTC)