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Three drabbles...about what happened before and after the EMBARASSED ones
here
Posted to [livejournal.com profile] highlander100 for the 'Dialogue' challenge.
Warning: m/m insinuations in the last one




’Methos, you are not going to shoot Amanda!’

’Why not? She bloody well deserves it! ’

’Whatever she did, it cannot be so bad…’

’Well, she ruined my good shirt, got me into a Challenge , and when I got back, she threw my beer out of the window!’

’You bastard! It wasn’t my fault! And you called me nasty names, remember?’

’Oh, I see. Your lipstick simply felt irresistibly drawn to my shirt, yelling my name out loud in the hearing of every stranger and their dog was for good luck…’

’I just wanted to apologize for the shirt!’


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’Could you two try acting your age for once?’

’I am acting my age, MacLeod, or was about to, before you took my gun!’

’I am not the one resorting to immature violence here!’

’’Manda, you’ve got to admit it seems like Methos has some grounds for being …slightly irritated…’

’Don’t give me sweet reason! He called me *a meddling bitch*’!

’Aren’t you one , then?’

’Methos, shut up.’

’Just let me shoot her, and I will.’

’You are not shooting Amanda on my barge. Come on, lets just get out of here. I’ll buy you a beer at Joe’s.’


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’You mean, he threatened to shoot you for ruining his shirt?’

’Well, there were some additional complications…nothing major, but basically, yes.’

’Sounds like Methos. Knowing you, you probably got it coming, too.’

’Joe! I resent that!’

’MacLeod broke your catfight apart, confiscated the weapon …that explains the firearm accident.’

’What? Tell me, tell me!’

’Apparently Mac forgot the gun’s safety and Methos had to cut the bullet out . Made quite an ambiguous-looking tableau, I must say. Looked almost like…’

’…he was blowing Mac? Oh Joe, they usually go home for that.’

’Amanda! ’

’Oops. Bye, Joe. Gotta go.’

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Date: 2005-12-04 01:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cyberducks.livejournal.com
So it was all Amanda's fault that Joe could have gone blind from shock in the alleyway - figures! Hee.

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Date: 2005-12-04 12:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] holde-maid.livejournal.com
ROFL! :-D
Keep em coming! *pretty pleeeeeze!*