Dec. 3rd, 2008

calime: (blessed are the easily amused)
...too many disappointments. Still...


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last week I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In July I gave [livejournal.com profile] kittyfisher a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In March I gave [livejournal.com profile] cara_et_pax a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Friday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [livejournal.com profile] slcross (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4688 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
calime33

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