Only seven hours left...can I have a last wish??

How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Username
Years on LJ
Snape	HotNot
Hours left until your suspension	7
Your crime	Failing to establish literary merit in your Harry/Draco/Ron/Seamus/Hagrid/Dobby/Bart Simpson circle jerk fic.
Who reported you	fides
Your fate	Standing on street corners with a sign "will write Harry Potter porn for food".

*snickers* ..and the title of the abovementioned would be "A Beginning Of A Beautiful Friendship". Also, WTF no literary merit? It's obviously a moving tale about how important it is to lend a helping hand to someone in trouble!
Though, if I'd really be forced to eat only what I earn from writing HP fanfic, I'd starve very very soon. Woe.
And also, _hedgewytch_, surely you understand that I have been framed. It wasn't me. I was writing my circle jerk at the time. Really, I would never ever do anything to jeopardise porn. Cross my heart.