Aug. 6th, 2007

calime: Smaug; text: Lurking worm (bitememorticia)
How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Username
Years on LJ
Snape
Hours left until your suspension7
Your crimeFailing to establish literary merit in your Harry/Draco/Ron/Seamus/Hagrid/Dobby/Bart Simpson circle jerk fic.
Who reported youfides
Your fateStanding on street corners with a sign "will write Harry Potter porn for food".


*snickers* ..and the title of the abovementioned would be "A Beginning Of A Beautiful Friendship". Also, WTF no literary merit? It's obviously a moving tale about how important it is to lend a helping hand to someone in trouble!
Though, if I'd really be forced to eat only what I earn from writing HP fanfic, I'd starve very very soon. Woe.
And also, [livejournal.com profile] _hedgewytch_, surely you understand that I have been framed. It wasn't me. I was writing my circle jerk at the time. Really, I would never ever do anything to jeopardise porn. Cross my heart.