Porn It Forward

[calime]

Now that's what I call the holiday spirit!
Gacked from jjjean65
The first person to respond to this entry with a prompt gets a little off-the-cuff porn. The rest of you writers out there post the same call in your journals, and we make a lot of porn for before-the-holiday. It's what they call a win-win scenario.

So, first person up - prompt of your choice. And don't forget to Porn It Forward.

ETA: If somebody else would like to give me prompts, they're welcome, too. Maybe writing porny snippets is just what I need to shake me up a bit:)

I promise at least to make a decent attempt towards porn, though I make no guarantees as to the quality and also, humor and snark may creep in *g*.

Comments

[anoel.livejournal.com]

Duncan/Methos shower scene :)

[calime]

Ooo, time-honoured traditional setup, goes well with the holidays:) I'll give it a shot:)

[giandujakiss.livejournal.com]

The rest of us get to read it, right???

[calime]

If you wanna, sure:)

runner-up suggestion

[elistaire.livejournal.com]

Movie Night Porn! Hot, buttery, salty popcorn porn!

Uhhhh...Methos and whomever you'd like to put him with. :)

Re: runner-up suggestion

[calime]

Mmmm, popcorn porn...this has the double added bonus of alliteration and endrhyme:)
*goes to think of stuff to do in dark places, err...that is, in movies*

[ithildyn.livejournal.com]

LOL! You crack me up [g] Just about spit wine and all.

[calime]

*laughs*

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

Hm.

There is spanking.. and... a drink.

For the hell of it, and for my icon, there is a camel reference (although I hope to god, no camel porn).


Should I post this as well?

[calime]

Oooh. Both at once? One can be induced to swallow it the wrong way, you know! I am not going to write any spanking of camels nor buggering of said animals, but I promise to try to get all three in to the story *gg*.
And yesyesyes, post!

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

Sigh. I hate you. You made me post it.

I posted. Someone replied. Go look, tell me if *you* wanna take that bunny and party with it, it's kinda big for my current boots.

Comment porn for you. Enjoy

[mallyns.livejournal.com]

The sandstorm raged outside the tent. Winds howling and sending waves of pebbles against the leather skin, the sound almost soothing as rainfall.

“It’s too hot in this tent.” Kronos stripped off his pants. “I have sand everywhere.”

Methos glanced up from the pile of blankets he was sprawled on. “It would be worst if you went outside in this storm, you would have sand in your mouth and in your airways.”

Methos shrugged off Kronos’ deathly glare and sliced opened a melon and sucked the juices from it before cutting it into smaller pieces.

“What you need to do is find something to take your mind off the weather.”

Kronos grinned and lunged at Methos, pinning him to the blankets.

“Mind the melon.” Methos moaned.