Alas, I don't really believe in Santa any more...

[calime]

...too many disappointments. Still...

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last month I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last week I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In July I gave kittyfisher a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In March I gave cara_et_pax a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Friday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, slcross (-5000 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4688 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, calime33

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[pat-t.livejournal.com]

Oh that's great. *hee*

[calime]

Yeah, but as I've been cofessing to committing genocide for three years running without any rewards promised results, I really don't hope any more ... I suppose Santa does not count the genocide when it's visited on the heads of fleas and roundworms ... *sigh*

[hacklet.livejournal.com]

Personally, I tend to go for fruitflies myself... Little buggers!