calime: Smaug; text: Lurking worm (armed and pissy)
calime ([personal profile] calime) wrote2005-12-06 06:43 pm
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Whining...

I want a holiday vacation! Why the hell has all the work sprung up, concentrated and ambushed me right now? Am developing an allergy towards computerized dairy cattle management and European Union (education financing projects especially). If you do not understand a word, I'll just have to say that you are lucky.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In July I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] jotribe (10 points). In October I donated bone marrow to [livejournal.com profile] crazy4rog in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [livejournal.com profile] iris_angel (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5389 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
calime33

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Oh? Maybe it'll get better...*perks up*.

ETA: The way things seem to be going, I'll probably commit genocide several times all over before Christmas.