tcampbell1000 ([personal profile] tcampbell1000) wrote in [community profile] scans_daily2026-05-06 11:21 pm

Superdickery 1993: Die Mad About It (JLA #63-71/JLI 92)

Considering how he seemed to regard Max Lord’s Justice League, one might expect Superman to hallucinate this in his last few minutes of life:

ICE: Whoa, I can’t believe you won, Superman! Doomsday seemed like he was too much even for you!
SUPERMAN: I…(haff)…I did what I had to, Ice…it’s only what any COMPETENT superhero would have done…
GUY: Yeah, it’s almost as rocksauce as how I woulda done it!
ICE: Here, let me ice your wounds. Your body clearly needs… 💖 lots of attention 💖 …
MAXIMA: A magnificent demonstration of f#ckability, Kryptonian. [shoves aside Ice, who flies through the air and falls into a dumpster] Now, we bang.
‘‘BLOODWYND’’: I am also impressed. Or am I? I refuse to tell you anything about myself. I am…me. That is all you need to know!
BOOSTER: Hold still while I get a victory selfie with you, Supes!
SUPERMAN: Ack…(choke)…
FIRE: Oh, me next! My new costume’ll really pop if we get Doomsday’s bloody corpse in the background!
BLUE BEETLE: Hope you don’t mind, I just sold the rights to Doomsday’s body as the site of a new casino!
SUPERMAN: I…I can’t take it anymore…kkkkkkk…kk.
BLUE BEETLE: …Supes?
GUY GARDNER: Wow. What a wuss! )
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Travis ([personal profile] torachan) wrote2026-05-06 07:43 pm

Daily Happiness

1. They opened an Ikea near us! Previously the closest ones were about twenty miles away, but this one is more like five. We need to get another shelf for in the garage (Carla's album collection has grown beyond the shelf its been sharing with my puzzles), so we're going to go check it out this weekend.

2. Yesterday at work I heard a song playing and shazammed it and found out that Damiano David of Manneskin has a solo career, so when I got home I gave his album a listen and it's really good! The song I heard at work was Zombie Lady and I think it might be my favorite off the album but there are a lot of other great tracks, too.



3. Jasper being a brave boy at the vet on Monday.

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mific ([personal profile] mific) wrote2026-05-07 01:21 pm

A Cracky Omegaverse fic that insisted on being written

This was a prompt in the ICE OUT donation challenge that caught my eye, and suddenly I was with bunny. I can only write crack in omegaverse, so it's extremely cracky.

To the Victor, the Spoils on AO3 (Shane/Ilya, M, no warnings).
Summary: Montreal secedes, installs Metros captain and noted omega Shane Hollander as their constitutional monarch, and organizes a skills contest for his hand in marriage.

How did my life turn into this circus? Learning the intricacies of the skills competition at the NHL All Stars weekend so as to write omegaverse crack? OMG, what are my monkeys doing now! (hockey and fucking)

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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2026-05-06 07:03 pm

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sunnymodffa ([personal profile] sunnymodffa) wrote in [community profile] fail_fandomanon2026-05-07 11:33 am

FFA DW Post #2475- They say catboy slavery, dragon oviposition & tentacle porn like it's a bad thing

 
Girl... what were YOU doing at the catboy torture sacrament?

Obviously the catboys should be the masters. Cats are served.

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Huxleyenne ([personal profile] huxleyenne) wrote in [community profile] addme_fandom2026-05-06 01:59 pm

Hello!

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Main Fandoms: WWE, Final Fantasy IX, Persona 5
Other Fandoms: Here's a list. I've been in fan spaces so long, that list will never stop growing. Attempting to list all my favorite ships and characters would take forever.
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VeroNyxK84 ([personal profile] veronyxk84) wrote in [community profile] su_herald2026-05-06 11:59 pm

The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter, Wednesday, May 6

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GLORY: I wasn't talking to you.
MURK: Uh, begging your pardon, and begging in general, but ... were you talking to me?
GLORY: Eww. Yeah, right. Like any of you have ever bathed, anyway.

~~BtVS 5x19 “Tough Love”~~



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Huxleyenne ([personal profile] huxleyenne) wrote in [community profile] addme2026-05-06 12:51 pm

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My fandoms are: WWE (specifically the little corner of tumblr that still likes The Shield. I'll never let Roman live Rolleigns or Ambreigns down) Final Fantasy IX, Persona 5, Pokemon, Dragon Ball Z, Sailor Moon, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Survivor, and many others.

I'm looking to meet people who: I want a variety of people to talk to, but I'm not looking for anyone to sell me new interests or criticize my current ones. I have my own reasons for what interests me, and it doesn't matter if those reasons are superficial. I want people with a "Live and Let Live" mentality when it comes to fandom, but also, who feels comfortable leaving the occasional comment.

My posting schedule tends to be: Sporadic, but daily posting is my goal.

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Sholio ([personal profile] sholio) wrote2026-05-06 12:03 pm
Entry tags:

Crusade - done!

I still like it! Woe! (Decided to add a tag for it, even.)

All the rest of Crusade )
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The Gauche in the Machine ([personal profile] china_shop) wrote2026-05-07 08:00 am
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(Photo credit: Andrew.)
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lemonlips43 ([personal profile] lemonlips43) wrote in [community profile] fictional_fans2026-05-06 02:44 pm

Gary x misty wedding

Hi,i am new on this community and on dreamwidth in general and some days ago i drew this fanart of Gary x misty,I LUV GARY X MISTY they are two Idiots and one of my favorite pokemon ships,they almost never interact but ok i have fanon.

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sashene ([personal profile] sasheneskywalker) wrote in [community profile] fancake2026-05-06 04:20 pm

Batman; MCU: If It's A Highway by there_must_be_a_lock

Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
Pairings/Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes/Jason Todd
Rating: Explicit
Length: 77,145 words
Creator Links: [archiveofourown.org profile] there_must_be_a_lock
Theme: journey & travel, crossovers/fusions, crossover pairings, slow burn, angst with a happy ending

Summary: Bucky’s been running for a week when the supposedly-untraceable burner phone he stole from a Hydra warehouse starts ringing. He’s in a gas station bathroom off a remote highway close to the Croatian border, getting ready to bleach his hair; the ringtone bounces shrilly off the bare tiles and makes his jaw clench tight.

[Or: the one where Bucky is hired to train Jason, and he ends up learning a thing or two himself.]

Reccer's Notes: One of the best DC/MCU crossover fics I've ever read. I love how the fic explores Jason's and Bucky's perspectives on love, sex, romance, intimacy, trauma, and relationships <3

Content Notes: discussion of past suicidal thoughts, discussion of past underage sex work, allusions to past torture and present canon-typical violence

Fanwork Links: If It's A Highway